Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Hmmm...well let's see, where should I begin? Well this past weekend was an extremely odd, but very entertaining weekend! It all started off on Friday when I went home for my cousin's wedding. My mom decided it would be better for me to be home so we could just leave from there on Saturday morning. So I got up and got ready Saturday morning and we left. Well at about 11 or so we were right around the Ann Arbor area and traffic was ridiculously backed up. We then realized that it was because Michigan was playing home and that everyone was going to the game. So me being the person I am, having so much school spirit and all, decided to make a sign that said GO GREEN!!!! Well, needless to say my mom didn't find it too funny and threatened to ground me. So I held it up at a motorhome full of ridiculously drunk college students and went about my business annoying my mom for the rest of the trip. Well after sitting in traffic for about 30 minutes, we were finally back on the road. We got to Ohio just in time to eat and go to the wedding. BOY WAS I EXCITED...(can you sense my sarcasm??) for those of you who don't know, that side of the family lives out in the stick of Ohio very very close to the border of Kentucky, so needless to say it was pretty much a read neck wedding. The ceremony was sweet and to the point and was over in a blink of an eye. So the next thing I know we're heading out to the reception where my mom, and both of my brothers are intending to get completely trashed, leaving me to be the designated driver. So I just enjoy the time I have being crazy with my crazy family and just dance the night away. Well before I know it its 10 and the DJ announces, well folks that about raps it up, have a good night and drive safely. So me and the three drunks pile into my brother Trail Blazer and head back to the hotel. We all run up change our clothes and then three of us, BJ decided to stay back and rest, got back into the trail blazer and proceeded out to my aunts house where the party was continuing. Well when we got there, my cousin, the one who just got married, was leaving. So my mom and my brother continue getting shit faced while I sit by the fire, and drink my mt. dew. My mom ended up giving me a cigarette to smoke, so that we could smoke together. Well then she decided it was time to leave, so we go hunt my brother down, and we interrupt a conversation he's having in the house with my cousin about getting laid tonight, so he informs my mom and I that he wont be joining us on the trip back to the hotel. So my mom and I leave and are driving, well my mom needs some smokes and a pop so she makes me stop at a gas station and then gives me some money and tells me get yourself some too. I think I like my mom better when she has been drinking, she's so much easier to get along with. Well, we get back to the hotel and my brother is passed out on his bed, and my mom throws her suitcase on him, which wakes him up. So she opens her suitcase to find that her shampoo has spilled all over everything....well instead of cleaning it out like most normal people she takes what she needs out of it, and leaves it laying on the bed. So me being the only sober one around takes it into the bathroom and cleaned it out for her. So I get it all cleaned out and then I too hit the sack. The next thing I know, the phone is ringing at 6:30, its my grandpa calling to tell us that they are leaving for breakfast at 9....why he decided to call 2.5 hours early is beyond me...but anyway, I get up and get ready. Then my mom is like we're leaving..so I haul all my stuff down to the car, because she tells me we aren't coming back. Then we argued about that for about 10 minutes, because she kept changing her mind on whether we were coming back or not. Well I guess we decided on not coming back to the hotel, so we get in the car and go to bob evans for breakfast. And boy was that fun, my grandparents come in all huffy and puffy because my brother is hung over, actually still drunk, from the night before. So they complain about that for a while...a few minutes later, in walks justin with red eyes, not even blood shot those bad boys were just pure red!! so we all had our laugh at him and my mom and I were done eating and decided to hit the road so I could get back in time for the concert. we get in the car and im out like 15 miles down the road, and I sleep until about 15 minutes from the border. Well about 10 minutes after I wake up, our car decided to break down. So we pull of at the next exit, and end up in a Wendy's' parking lot. we're frantically trying to call everyone who was down there with us so that they could come help us. we call my grandparents first, but my grandma had left her purse at my aunt and uncles so she obviously didn't have her phone. so then we call home and have my dad call my aunts house. then they proceed to call my other uncle who luckily is about 10 minutes ahead of us. so they come and help us...well we had to ride home with them, and believe me that was no fun car ride. their two kids are the biggest devil children I have ever seen in my entire life, and would not behave the whole way back. so by the time we got home I was pissed off anyway, and still had 2 hours to get home in time for the concert, well my parents decided that this would be a good time to sit and talk to my aunt and uncle about their new house. NOOO...they couldn't have talked about it on the way home, they had to sit and do it when I had somewhere to be. I know that sounds pretty selfish of me, but honestly people you just had two hours to sit and talk about this...you couldn't have done it then??? so meanwhile, im sitting there patiently remind my mom that I need to get going. well she is rudely ignoring me and I got pissed and said I have somewhere to be and unless you want to give me the $50 I just paid for my concert ticket, we need to get home. Well that finally got my mom mad enough to just want me to get out of there so she wouldn't have to listen to me anymore. so I got home and left again right away. the concert was awesome, Brian McComas, Chris Cagle, and Rascall Flatts. It was soo great, and we even caught a drum stick that Jay Demarcus threw out into the audience. It was good times! And now that im back at school, ive settled back into the same old routine. not going to class and sleeping late!!! its all good. I can just get the notes from someone else. anyway, I guess ill go for now! PEACE!!!

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